George Carlin's Musings

I get tired of long jokes. Most of the time I don't even bother to read them -- unless I know the person who sent them. Short one or two liners are my favorite especially if it comes from the Master of them all, George Carlin. I've found a few links that will enlighten your day:

Ten things that piss me off

Life according to George Carlin

George Carlin's warped thoughts I

George Carlin's warped thoughts II

Have fun!